Cribbed from On a Book Bender–It’s that time again — Tuesday! — which means [we] give you shirtless men and you try to steal them away from [us]. (I’m hoping there’s something under that helmet that’s worth looking at.) Top Off Tuesdays was started by Felicia, Christi and [Amanda]. It is where [ALL OF US] share the book covers that make us swoon. Head over to Felicia’s blog to share your Top Off Tuesday link or to see what everyone has posted. (Believe me when I tell you it’s worth it.)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *breathes, tries to speak, waves you on* HAHAHA!
Mitch is a bronco buster with a huge hang-up, er, hard-on. He’s hung like Paul Bunyan and hasn’t found a filly yet who can take him all the way.
Country girl Hannah Hunt’s one-track mind is wrapped around pro bull rider Mitch Winston and his massive love muscle. And that’s not all she’d like to wrap around him.
Last year’s plan to get close to him was a total—though hot n’ steamy!—bust. But this year she had the perfect plan to prove she’s the only woman who could handle Mitch…every delicious inch of him.
Will Hannah rope the Phallus from Dallas or will he end up a lonesome cowboy once again?
*Wipes eyes* I knew when I saw this one, that it was perfect for a Top Off Tuesday. The title cracks me up, but the description is hilarious, too. Enjoy, everyone!
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That is just plain wrong! I am laughing so hard my eyes are watering. As I am driving home today I am now going to be in search of the Phallus from Dallas. I mean we have to have one on every corner right? Maybe I will cross one on the way to lunch!
Wait! You think you’ll be able to see the Phallus from Dallas from your car?!?! Well, I guess the blurb does say he’s hung like Paul Bunyan. Strangely, the thought terrifies rather than excites.
I should be able to see him from my car as he has to have a cod piece to contain that, right? I wouldn’t want to sleep with him BUT I am thinking that it is like Big Foot. I should at least land a sighting picture in the Enquirer
So true! I wonder how much the enquirer would pay you…and how much of a cut I should insist upon…
Oh.
My.
God.
LOL…I don’t even know what to say I’m laughing so hard. Felicia, you need to report when you find it! LOL! GREAT choice, Ruby! smiles….
*bows* Thank you. I always like to inject a little humor into the proceedings. ;P
His “massive love muscle”? Niiiiice.
For some reason, this reminds me of the penis snake.
*innocently* Oh, you mean the “massive love muscle” Hannah Hunt’s mind is “wrapped” around?
Remind me…the penis snake?
The PENIS SNAKE! http://grist.org/list/you-will-not-be-able-to-stop-looking-at-this-penis-snake/
Heh. Bathes in hand lotion.
LMFAO! That’s got to be one of the best titles…EVER! And the blurb just adds to the awesomeness! LOVE!
Sometimes, Mary, you just get lucky.
LOL
The summary had me laughing right away and the cover too!
Nice pick.
That’s why I picked it. If I don’t make at least one person laugh on Tuesday, I’m not doing my job correctly.
*grins*
Job well done, then : D
I am dying here. Everything about this is fantastic…the title, the cover, the description. I wonder, seriously, how freaking big is this guy?? My mind…it just…whoa.