Cribbed from On a Book Bender–It’s that time again — Tuesday! — which means [we] give you shirtless men and you try to steal them away from [us]. (I’m hoping there’s something under that helmet that’s worth looking at.) Top Off Tuesdays was started by Felicia, Christi and [Amanda]. It is where [ALL OF US] share the book covers that make us swoon. Head over to Felicia’s blog to share your Top Off Tuesday link or to see what everyone has posted. (Believe me when I tell you it’s worth it.)
Nothing says sexy like “Stoned out of his mind…”
“On that dark day Arthur, mortally wounded, was taken to the Isle of Avalon by Vivian, Lady of the Lake, and Merlin, where he died and was laid to rest in the crystal cave…” Well, actually, that’s not quite the way it happened.
In truth, Queen Vivian and Merlin abducted the king and returned him to his home planet, Avalon. Now he’s anxious to marry off his youngest son, Gareth. When Florian LeFleur, his wardrobe guardian, asks permission to bring his three unmarried daughters to court, Arthur decides it’s the perfect opportunity and assigns Gareth to oversee their time at Came-a-lot Castle.
Despite her determination to remain heart-free, Chrysanthemum immediately falls for Gareth. Life should have been rosy but there were roadblocks along the path to happily ever after. The Blue Knight captured Arthur, Percival the dragon demanded a virgin, Queen Vivian decided it would be the perfect time to stage a coup and the Abbott at Solomon’s Choice Abbey chose Chrysanthemum for their ritual deflowering.
Will Gareth get Chrysanthemum to the priest in time to save the king and Avalon?
And then, to add insult to injury, smoking the weed didn’t make him any less bored with the prospect of deflowering young Chrysanthemum at “Came-a-lot Castle.” Oh, god. I can’t believe I typed that.
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You pick the best (fun to label) covers!
This guy reminds me of A Lot of guys that were out on the Oceanside Peer my Sr. Year in HS (circa 1990). So now I have this whole surfer vibe talk in my head too!
LOL
That’s awesome, it make me giggle.
*hugs* you do pick the best labels, like Felicia said
Hey Ruby,
Thanks for dropping by. I must agree that the chest hair does make him look more realistic. I have the ARC and it’s next on my reading list. Love Lori’s work, so can’t wait to see what she has up her sleeve.
Oh, dear lord. Spinning in his grave is more likely. Stoner Arthur looks like he’s not happy to be there. At all. Maybe it’s the green dragon behind him…
LOL…OMG, Ruby!! You nailed it on this one…definitely stoned! smiles…
I’m going to Romanticon in October. I have to be honest I am really looking forward to trying to figure out which model goes to which chest I have seen on one of their books. The stoned out of his gourd fella above is not one of their prettiest.
I’m not sure I can wrap my head around King Arthur and company in an erotic novel.